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The Worst Christmas Ever!

While my family who none have the surname Roberts enjoy there christmas with their fake families with pudding and turkey and ham, try to think about their father @sparcing and me who are sitting in a...

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Walk around sticky thermal nuclear bomb a 1QT!

You may be or not aware of this but we have acquired a 500MT thermal nuclear devices that has already been detonated, it has after the timing chamber went thud was interlaced and everything here added...

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Michael McKell what did I tell you after 18yrs of not seeing one another?

You know that was the funny thing, a number of years ago Michael McKell from Smokinghill College turn up at my door step pretty much unannounced which was a welcome relief actually to see someone from...

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I don’t know addah/chantel (Pooty) as her identical twin at all these days!

No I don’t know a thing like angel or the other two daughter a single thing about them these days, don’t know what their favorite colour is, what they like to eat, if they have a job, why they have...

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Open Source belong nowhere else but .COOP @OpenSourceOrg @TheASF @mamba_xoops

The number of open source initiatives that are on .org I mean the problem with this is they are a collaboration of development staff, admin and the community that contribute to them, they don’t...

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Family Creed: We never accept or forgive¡

Upside down exclamation marks mean the reverse or opposite exclaimed in statement, unlike an upside down question mark which is the inner weight to the question placed. So in the family creed of mine...

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You brought this on yourself world of vint cerf!

Sadly you brought this on yourselves the world of Vint Cerf and all the decrepit things he is involved with, and the tyranny of men, in a world where the health of the mind is judged by a qualified...

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Kirrily Smitheram ~ The Original Sin!

Believe it or not Kirrily Smitheram use to be my identical twin, he in the yea gones of time at our wedding attempted to kill the guests and me which her repeated completely unaware it was me and I was...

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Privacy in Email Angel I know what you need your own mail server!!!

To Angel, Jester, liby & the doof, I know many of you are worried about email privacy and I am sure you know this can be a big issue, well what I can do for you on something as simple as one of...

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They say human greed will destroy the world and it has!

The funny thing is on my passport M8747409 of the military rank of “Main Internet Founder” you will find a series of articles from around 1986 from comp.protocol where I designed the internet for Vint...

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Who are the Roberts, Epsteens, Cooks, Almgren’s well they are zealot fools!

See this is how fool hearty the humans are, they have attempted time travel and separated both my children and both mothers and father from each other to self elect themselves as ‘parental’ type...

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CSS + Soda-pop Backgrounds not Starch Colours – Stop Doing me in Blind...

The following examples you will have to write code to generate the CSS you would normally for example set this to a css like #white, .white { … }; which would randomly interpolate, the colour we will...

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Here is a baby photo ot Kirraegalm!

Filed under: 2nd 22nd Century, Open Renderments, Open Typalatic Tagged: Baby Photo's

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The most amazing thing has happen my twin Charley is answering me in bird...

It has always been evident to myself and friends around me I have a disparateness twin, I have never been able to find her name before due to self consumption, but over the course of this rather rude...

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Best Method for Generated Random Seed in @php_net

If you use randoms in PHP you will want to seed it; this is example of the best possible method for making a random seed with one line of code for mt_srand + srand the two commands for seeding the...

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Travelling Hazard Warning – Milkyway – Council of OR

The council of OR is a council that is pretty much like your local council that takes out the trash, maintains the street signage and keeps your community working but not local for the entire cosmos....

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Best time to develop software; all environment especially Credit Unions &...

Most companies don’t realise this about software development but normally your development house should be kept in a separate building structure than the rest of the office and business environment,...

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Don’t own any bricks and morta as the designer of the internet – Shame!

As the designer of the internet there is a series of articles that have been on my passport since 1986 (Password: obfuscate) which is on this passport: The posts that where made via Star Fleet Command...

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My Kitchen Rules + Currency in a dish ~ what is meant by this? #MKR

See the basis of the metric of monetary exchange in this world is currency which is plural for a type of sultana called a black-current; plural of this is currency or black-currency; this came up on...

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